border="0" alt="Transparent Teal Star" /> Homicidal Tendencies : 2014

Sunday, 13 April 2014

GACHA GREED IN SECOND LIFE!!!


Greetings Programs!
OK, so I have a semi addictive personality, I freely admit this, and of late my addiction is to evil things called Gacha Machines.
Basically they are scripted machines that people put things they create into, these items can be pretty much anything you imagine, and people play to win them. These machines have odds which are set, and determined, by the designer of the item! The player puts in linden to pull for a chance to win whatever it is they are after, you will always get something for your money... just usually NOT a RARE, most likely you will just get duplicate common ones over and OVER!

Now here are the reasons for this rant....
On more and more occasions you can no longer check wtf the odds on getting a rare will be. Where once you could click on the machine, go into edit and right there in description you could see the odds to win a rare! Now designers who are less greedy motherfuckers would have the odds set at about 10% ... difficult but not insane to get. Then it started to get worse...7% ,5%, even some as low as 4% which is fecking GREEDY AS HELL!
Reason is simple, the lower the odds, the more people will play, and the more money you make having these poor addicted bastards trying to get that rare item...see what I just typed there...I T E M! Most of the older machines had ONE rare item, or no rares at all! Now you can go to any event and find gacha machines set to crazy impossible odds, with 2-4 RARE things and 1 or 2 ULTRA RARE items 0_0  GREEDY COCKSUCKERS!!
Another thing I have been noticing, new machines are being sold, machines which do not let the players wtf the odds have been set to! There is only one reason for this...the people who create things to put in gacha machines do not want the players to know how impossible they have set the odds because you would be less likely to put any linden in a machine with odds set so highly in favour of the designer...once again, the lower the odds are set to win a rare an item, the more times an addict is likely to have to play and more linden for the designer! Elementary!
Another reason for the rant is the cost per play, not surprisingly is going UP!
Used to be 10 L -50 L, consider this...IF the designer puts out a good product they stand to make a HUGE profit due to the addictive nature of people, the multi rare and ultra rare items and the insanely unjust odds they set their machine to. Now they add insult to injury and increase the cost per play ... the one that set me off tonight was a gacha machine advertised for an upcoming event called Kustom9!
8 commons available, no rares, 299L per play.
No way can you justify that feckin outrageous price!!!
Specially when the they are just lame shoes which you can buy full perm version of for 599 L and make as many variations as you like!
Whats that I hear, just don't play them....look up the word ADDICT ok thanks! 
Rant over...for now l0l
Stay frosty

Monday, 24 February 2014

But I'm not HOMO...

So I messaged this guy a while back when he was wearing something even more homo to asked him if he was gay... he l0l'd and asked me if I wanted to find out...   0_0
I said not if he were the last pixel on the GRID!!
Seriously dude ... WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GAY, because wearing shite like this...
You're TOTALLY GAY!!!!!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

SL...just so rich in STUPID!

Came across this amazing w/e these people call it when they thank someone for tipping them while they basically dance ridiculously on a pole in a 3D virtual club ...
SKANKY POLE DANCER hops off of the pole and flings herself bodily at Sir Devourer whispering "Oh my God, my world is now complete, now that you have seen fit to tip me in such a generous and wonder manner" I can die now in peace
ᴿ : someone that comes off as disingenuous
ᴿ : I mean all dancers are just greedy whores anyway
ᴿ : but COME ON
ᴿ : that sounds really bad
ᴿ : its what ppl say when they mean the opposite...its called SARCASM and what she/ he typed stinks of it!!
ᴿ : OMG I can so just die now my life is complete because you gave me wtf amounts to under 25 cents
ᴿ : LMAO
ᴿ : GAWD I LOVE THIS PLACE

It got better...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: So good to see you Sir WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY
SKANKY POLE DANCER: ...may I say you are looking so big and butch tonite grrrrrr...
[that should be worth at least 25 cents for sure]

SKANKY POLE DANCER: please enter, Miss WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY. You will be the most beautiful thing in the room. Dazzle us all with your lovliness
[this bish is raking in the quarters!]

GET REAL...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: Masters, Mistress, iI beg you to shield your eyes ffrom the image of pure beauty that has just entered [the dumbest club full of losers]
SKANKY POLE DANCER: hands out Ray-bans

SKANKY POLE DANCER: My day is now complete now that you have arrived
guess she/he is easily satisfied if a random stranger in a chat program can make her day l0l

She or he, fails to register how fucking disingenuous and fake this all sounds!

Monday, 17 February 2014

Mischief Managed




Just a lil fun with some of my RO gear...
Not sure why but I have a hitchhiking frog on my magician hat but maybe it will be what all the fashionable wizards are wearing this season!

Friday, 14 February 2014

A simple questionnaire for all the virtual ladies...

I thought I would try to help you out a lil
If you answer yes to any of the following then you, my dear, are chatting to a player….

1) You have to wait minutes between replies (this means the person you are trying to have a conversation with has more then 3 active chat windows open at one time)
2) He has a harem of chicks standing around him but swears they are all ONLY FRIENDS!
3) If the person you have been chatting with only refers to you as Babe, Baby, Doll, Hun, Sweets or any other sick terms of endearment! This means that he chats up soooooo many other chicks he doesn't want to get caught calling you Barbara when your name is Sarah

The Madness of the Olympics

Short and sweet...how the hell can a guy fall FLAT ON HIS ARSE still win a gold medal???
Figure skating is funny and STUPID!

Yah THAT is the look of an Olympic Gold Medalist!!!
o_0