border="0" alt="Transparent Teal Star" /> Homicidal Tendencies : SL...just so rich in STUPID!

Sunday 23 February 2014

SL...just so rich in STUPID!

Came across this amazing w/e these people call it when they thank someone for tipping them while they basically dance ridiculously on a pole in a 3D virtual club ...
SKANKY POLE DANCER hops off of the pole and flings herself bodily at Sir Devourer whispering "Oh my God, my world is now complete, now that you have seen fit to tip me in such a generous and wonder manner" I can die now in peace
ᴿ : someone that comes off as disingenuous
ᴿ : I mean all dancers are just greedy whores anyway
ᴿ : but COME ON
ᴿ : that sounds really bad
ᴿ : its what ppl say when they mean the opposite...its called SARCASM and what she/ he typed stinks of it!!
ᴿ : OMG I can so just die now my life is complete because you gave me wtf amounts to under 25 cents
ᴿ : LMAO
ᴿ : GAWD I LOVE THIS PLACE

It got better...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: So good to see you Sir WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY
SKANKY POLE DANCER: ...may I say you are looking so big and butch tonite grrrrrr...
[that should be worth at least 25 cents for sure]

SKANKY POLE DANCER: please enter, Miss WHO THE FUCK CARES GIMME YOUR MONEY. You will be the most beautiful thing in the room. Dazzle us all with your lovliness
[this bish is raking in the quarters!]

GET REAL...
SKANKY POLE DANCER: Masters, Mistress, iI beg you to shield your eyes ffrom the image of pure beauty that has just entered [the dumbest club full of losers]
SKANKY POLE DANCER: hands out Ray-bans

SKANKY POLE DANCER: My day is now complete now that you have arrived
guess she/he is easily satisfied if a random stranger in a chat program can make her day l0l

She or he, fails to register how fucking disingenuous and fake this all sounds!

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